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What joke is better?
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PostSubject: Joke of the day?    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:52 am

Hai everyone, I was thinking and not much people are talking on the forum, which imo (in my opinion) is boring Razz so anyway's i want to start doing a joke of the day, where everyday i tell a new joke on the forum, Should be fun Razz.

Joke of the day.

Jimmy’s mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game.

“Talk to your son,” she said. “He refuses to obey a word I say.”

The father turned to Jimmy angrily. “Jimmy, how dare you disobey your mother. Do you think you’re better than your old man?”

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And i'll do one more joke just because i'm nice.
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Joke of the day #2

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”


Well i hope that gave some of you a good laugh, I'll be putting another joke tommorrow. Bai everyone <3
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Day 2.

Joke of the day.


A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.

He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

”I can’t do that, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

”Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

”Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

”Fine then, just walk this white line.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m drunk.”
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